Mathsacre

A Guerrilla tactic that colleges and universities use to prevent you from getting a job that pays more than minimum wage. It manifests itself as an extremely difficult math exam, ridiculous homework questions, or a bullshit class that is somehow required for you to graduate. Mathsacres generally result in widespread depression among students and leave severe GPA casualties.

Dude, that test made me its bitch. It was a total Mathsacre

Yea, whoever wrote that must be smokin' crack

by TehColin September 17, 2010

Matisse

The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life

Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse

by Josh lungi September 8, 2013

Matisse

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.

by plsloveme March 26, 2020

Mathilde

She is the girl whom every guy has a secret crush on. She is deadly beautiful but she isn't the type who knows it and uses it against both guys and girls. She is a girl of her words and she has them in her power and uses them well. She is a type of girl who easily could be lesbian or bisexuel because she falls in love with the personality, not the sex.

She is 17 and she is far from in-between

everybody look Mathilde is comming
omg she is so Mathilde today

by fimreand October 21, 2010

Maths Debate

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

by Shamona1222 May 18, 2011

Mathsplaining

When a mathematically capable person explains a math problem to a less mathematically capable person, typically in a manner regarded as condescending or patronising. Like mansplaining, except that it actually exists.

Math HL student: "Uh, you can't get the square root out of a negative number. Unless you're using irrationals"
Math studies student: "Stop mathsplaining to me!"

by FanterPanter December 10, 2017

mathius

A MAN WHO HATE SNIERS EG. MATHIUS CHUA YAO WEI

"HEY are you MATHIUS?" "NO , I'm NOT, I LOVE SNIERS"

by MARTANCABELLO December 26, 2021