matter fact

As a matter of fact (in fact, actually)

Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P (Williams Pharrell, Drop it like it's hot)

by His Imperial Diddyness September 18, 2008

No lives matter

I will never buy into blm or coexistence when I know it’s a false narrative and as a human race we don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Fuck black lives truth is no lives matter.

by Alex Kills from Miami October 18, 2020

matterdaddy

An invisible object, used only in one context so others will call you their daddy.

Person A: You've got a Matterdaddy on your shoulder!
Person B: Whats a Matterdaddy?
Person A: Nothing son.

by MHSWrestler May 7, 2005

fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .

Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .

by arashzp November 15, 2011

mattenklopper

(n) A carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in Germany, Netherlands and the surrounding areas. It was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.

"I told my mom to go to hell and she shined my ass with the mattenklopper."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

matted hit

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018