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matayo

The name matayo mean you have a bigg ass dick
"Damn I wish my dick was big like matayo
by Flip daddy December 28, 2020
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Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014
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manalogue

(Noun)The inevitably male diatribe on the subject of sports teams, cars, women, fitness etc regardless of the interst shown by the listener
"Yeah i had to interupt Craigs manalogue on his gruelling training schedual"
by Saul Fajerman July 2, 2008
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mahalo

A verb/noun/adjective used when one is extremely stoked.
Mahalo my dudes
by mahalo my dudes April 6, 2017
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Manalogy

An analogy or metaphor derived from a predominantly male-centric subject, usually at the oversight of females in the room. A manalogy is best appreciated in a corporate setting.
In a company-wide meeting...

Marketing VP: "Our marketing game plan is totally off, it's time to get off the sidelines and start playing hardball!"

Jen whispers to Margaret: "F-ing manalogy."
by FuriousNick September 2, 2009
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matako

in kenya is known as rasa

Well it is known as butt
oohh wow that guys matako is huge
ikr its big
by murithii April 28, 2017
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Matlock

A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"
by Satguru October 16, 2008
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