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Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.
by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012
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masterbasement

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word
man, im going to masterbasement to her picture
by wag 1 June 29, 2010
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Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.
I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!
by Happygf May 27, 2018
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Masterbather

A person whom has mastered masterbateing while they bath.
I am a masterbather.
by talldrinkofh2o June 23, 2023
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Mastercheifing

Verb-
A. Mastebating while playing halo (1, 2 , or 3, because wars sux).
B. owning at halo.
C. being epic in any way, shape or form.
in-game kid: Hay Guyz im mastercheifing it up in my pants!
other kid: GROSS!

OMG i am SOOO mastercheifing *killionare*

im soooo mastercheifing *<<< chuck norris talking, of coarse*
by the cheifer November 27, 2010
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MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off
Jerry is a Masterbaiter
by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016
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masterbake

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."
by M33RKAT March 6, 2017
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