1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"
2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican
2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican
"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"
by UrBan_deFineR December 18, 2005

good guy to play the hmmmmmm game with and most lovely guy in the world who knows how to make me jealous
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by Charlotte May 28, 2003

Considered by some to be undefinable, this term can be used to describe anything that is exceedingly gnarhoff. Popularized by Type I Degenrative Super Aids
by Anal Rectification August 11, 2006

A female of 'duck like' or 'overhanging' proportions. Rather like sausage can be annoying, time consuming and also lies.
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