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mashed

1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican
"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"
by UrBan_deFineR December 18, 2005
mugGet the mashedmug.

mash

good guy to play the hmmmmmm game with and most lovely guy in the world who knows how to make me jealous
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i win!
by Charlotte May 28, 2003
mugGet the mashmug.

mash

Considered by some to be undefinable, this term can be used to describe anything that is exceedingly gnarhoff. Popularized by Type I Degenrative Super Aids
That T1DSA jam brought the sick mash.
by Anal Rectification August 11, 2006
mugGet the mashmug.

mash

A female of 'duck like' or 'overhanging' proportions. Rather like sausage can be annoying, time consuming and also lies.
we cant come out, give me your wallet were skint!!
by paul chaffer September 14, 2005
mugGet the mashmug.

mashed

mic wernej as seen at nick warren
mic was soooo mashed at Nick Warren on saturday night
by sum guy March 26, 2003
mugGet the mashedmug.

mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy
Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today
by Alex vH November 11, 2005
mugGet the mashingmug.

mashing

destroying someone's or something's face due to anger
Leslie was mashing the fax machine because of all the faxes she received
by Bad Person February 11, 2009
mugGet the mashingmug.

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