A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.
Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019
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(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded
by M_ar August 17, 2019
Get the Mario mug.Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man”
Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins
Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins
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Mario is gay
by 69 Ben Dover 69 March 6, 2019
Get the Mario mug.Mario's are people that just love it when people smile. They Make people laugh even though it's not really the time to. I Believe Mario's are Really cute couples with Alexandra's because they both love to cheer people up.
Someone: Mario, you and Alexandra should date, yall would be hecka cute
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
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