mail bizzity

Incredibly stylish term for the mail bag, where everyday individuals turn for illustrious wisdom. Sometimes also shortened to "mail bizzy."

Savy: Here is your Mail Bizzity Ben, enjoy today.

Ben: What is THAT?!
Savy: The mail bag. We have to keep you hip.

Ben: You're a visionary

by work_hard_play_harder December 7, 2020

E-mail Cannon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008

t-mail

The act of texting to someones email or vice versa, usually for the friend that doesn't have a cell phone.

Amanda doesn't have a phone so i have to t-mail her all the plans.

by manda01 October 27, 2008

pink pony e-mail

An e-mail intended to embarrass the sender, sent without senders knowledge or approval - sometimes referencing how much the sender likes pink ponies.
Usually done when someone leaves a computer unattended and unlocked, enabling anyone to do things on behalf of the logged in user.
Other variations involve changing settings and making minor changes on the computer to could be noticed immediately or much later.

Dane left his computer unlocked so I sent a pink pony e-mail from his account to everyone in his contact list saying he would buy them lunch.

I totally pink ponied Jerehmiah by changing his desktop background.

by LowAmmo July 13, 2012

the real magilla

Used similarly to "the real McCoy". Means it's genuine, an original, a true type, "The One&Only".
Possibly referring to an old cartoon character named Magilla Gorilla of Hanna-Barbera fame.

"I'm telling you, that's the real magilla of the Millennium Falcon from the movies!"

by GeiStorm September 10, 2013

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Madilyn

A lovely, wonderful girl who makes you feel very happy inside. She likes to put herself down, and is too modest for her own good, but anyone in their right mind knows that she is beyond beautiful. Inside and out.

The ideal girlfriend.

Me: Wow.

Friend: What?

Me: I met the perfect girl today.

Friend: Really? What's her name?

Me: Madilyn...I call her Madi, though.

Friend: Hmm...she sounds pretty cool.

Me: She's beautiful.

Friend: How beautiful?

Me: *shows picture*

Friend: HOLY CRAP!!

Me: Yeah. I know. Yet she puts herself down a lot.

Friend: What's there to put down!?

Me: I don't know...

Friend: Hmm...

Me: I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her.

Friend: Figures. *looks at picture again* Is she as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside?

Me: Yes. Yes she is.

by ~You Know Who~ August 1, 2011