marcelo gordo

fat guy with small penis

He's such a Marcelo Gordo

by marcelogordo May 2, 2014

Marcellus

A shitty Syracuse suburb in Upstate New York. No one has ever met a person from here, in fact its debatable if the town even exists. The only thing the town is known for is its miles of reeking manure farms and several rednecks that were too wild to be allowed to live within Syracuse. There is no chance of surviving this strange wrong turn town, especially when you take the road with 13 curves that kills everyone. So just stay on Interstate 81 and avoid this trap.

Redneck from Marcellus: "Wanna buy some corn, grown fresh here in Marcellus?"
Customer from Marcellus: "That's not corn, it's weed. Give me a few grams."

by anonymous May 12, 2018

Marcelo

An extremly flirtatious man whore, who enjoys “small girls” as stated numerous times. Also loves to tickle/ rub the thigh of any female within a 25 miles radius. Similarity resembles a gecko.

Girl #1: guys guess what, I hooked up with Marcelo at night!!
Girl #2: no way I hooked up with him last night?!
Girl #3: tf so did I
Marcelo: I can do whatever I want, I’m single.

by Karen fisher September 22, 2018

Marcelo

Is a fat person with a tiny dick and crooked teeth he is ugly selfish and lazy he won’t help out and he will sit on his fat ass but he is a good friend

You might be lucky if you have a Marcelo in you life

by BlingBlingBoy$$ August 21, 2019

Marcellus

The primary word for loser

Your becoming such a Marcellus

by Coochiecollectorr October 23, 2018

marcellus

is a one eye freak with a busted up hand thats only use is to masterbate cuz it cups perfectly around his own cock! also may be an all around asshole who likes nothing else but degrating and abusing woman yet cant stand up to a man his own size!!!!!!

m.o.e=marcellus

by hatersallday April 11, 2011

Dirty Marcelo

Handsome, lightskin, attractive body builder with a massive 35 inch cock.
He lowkey gets all the bitches.

I wish I could be Dirty Marcelo.

by Tommas Larg September 7, 2021