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Dundalk Mayonnaise

Another way of saying Miracle Whip if you happen to be from the zip code 21222.
I really hate myself so I put dundalk mayonnaise on my sandwich.
by Entitled Consumer August 25, 2022
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The Patty Mayonnaise

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
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Mayonnaise-boy

Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .
"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"

"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
by Acidslap February 20, 2015
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Warm Jar of Mayonnaise

When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
by FASTASSCRASS July 23, 2007
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Manon

A badass Blackbeak Wing Leader witch who has a badass baby dragon that likes to eat flowers. Turns out she's actually the Queen of Witches because her mom slept with a Crochan behind her grandmother's back. Has iron teeth which Dorian finds super kinky. Her white hair and golden eyes that has everyone falling for her. But don't get too close -- feasting on human hearts is a pastime of hers. (Manon is a character in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas)
Dorian: Hello, witchling.
Manon: Hello, princling.
by Westfallin'foryou July 8, 2020
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marilyn manson

1. A truly great rock band, they've released some of the best records of our time
2. A man who pours his heart into his music, and happens to have opinions other than the mainstream, so he is victimized
3. The most misunderstood person on the face of the earth.
4. The most convenient person for conservatives to blame when something goes wrong
1. A really good Marilyn Manson song is "The Last Day On Earth".
2. Marilyn Manson is smarter than you.
3. People don't like Marilyn Manson because they don't take the time to consider that he, too, is human and has feelings. All they see is his dissent from the socially accepted, which many view as wrong.
4. Right-wing Politician: Marilyn Manson caused Columbine, 9/11, the Holocaust, the Cold War, Laci Peterson's death, and the Trojan War.
Someone Intelligent: No, he didn't.
Right-wing Politician: You are the Antichrist.
by Lady Pain February 28, 2005
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Manon

1) Manon is the Definition of a goddess
2) She is admired by all and is looked at as their queen
3) She is a tough and good fighter

4) Prettiest and sexiest human being that ever breathed oxygyn
Bob: Iwant to be a Manon when I grow up!
by Manifira January 2, 2017
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