FASTASSCRASS's definitions
When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
by FASTASSCRASS July 23, 2007
Get the Warm Jar of Mayonnaisemug.