Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.

I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!

by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game

tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol

by kapgaming July 6, 2021

Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege

by Derkely February 5, 2020

Malding

Kody Makita

This man is malding on Crypto.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 5, 2018