When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.
Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?
Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.
Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!
Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.
Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!
by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009
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Get the black mailing mug.Derogatory term used by Massholes to describe Mainers who drive properly (i.e., without cutting anyone off or flipping off the state patrol).
by Abudoobie January 9, 2006
Get the Mainiac mug.when during a sexual encounter, a man inserts his balls into his male partners ass. the male on male equivalent of "Dog In a Bathtub"
by El Guapocito March 31, 2009
Get the Mailbag mug.Malia Hale is a female character on teenwolf. She is in a relationship with Stiles and is a werecyote. Malia doesn't know how to really care except for Stiles. She is still learning that. She is not good at math. Malia is related to Peter Hale.
by obrien;) January 4, 2015
Get the Malia Hale mug.1) A female mail courier or postal worker. 2) A word to describe a female postal worker, created from the combination of the words Mail and Mam. 3) The opposite of a mailman. The same combination can be applied to other professions ending in "-man" to convey that the professional is a women. Such as in the words "Firemam" and "Policemam"
word orgin: I pointed to a women postal worker walking up my drive-way when I was 4 years old, and told my mom the "mailmam" was here. Yeah I know it is a little cheesy but hey it is kind of cute
word orgin: I pointed to a women postal worker walking up my drive-way when I was 4 years old, and told my mom the "mailmam" was here. Yeah I know it is a little cheesy but hey it is kind of cute
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A phrase for someone who is known to be very violent or brutal; Could have psychotic or dark intentions.
Ex: Yandere-chan from Yandere Simulator
Maliaks could not like many people, therefore not around most people, could be known to be in necromancy, known to get in trouble a lot, or supernatural.
A phrase for someone who is known to be very violent or brutal; Could have psychotic or dark intentions.
Ex: Yandere-chan from Yandere Simulator
Maliaks could not like many people, therefore not around most people, could be known to be in necromancy, known to get in trouble a lot, or supernatural.
He's known to be very mysterious, and has a dark past. Some question if he's a maliak.
The maliak was charged with first degree murder of three people, one of the three could not be identified.
Defined as: Maliaks are a term that some would use for describing someone who most would know about or have acted very suspicious. They tend to not be around many people or any people at all. Not mostly in public places unless needed to, and could have a very dark beliefs of certain things that could lead them to be maliak.
The maliak was charged with first degree murder of three people, one of the three could not be identified.
Defined as: Maliaks are a term that some would use for describing someone who most would know about or have acted very suspicious. They tend to not be around many people or any people at all. Not mostly in public places unless needed to, and could have a very dark beliefs of certain things that could lead them to be maliak.
by SyonderRose January 25, 2019
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