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Virgin Magnet

The ability of absorbing virgins for dating, and after a while learning that the person does not like to lose her(sometimes his) virginity before getting married.
dude 1: hey, did you finally do it with her last night?

dude 2: don't you know I'm a virgin magnet?! She said she's virgin, and won't lose it any soon.
by plutopluto March 27, 2010
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Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.
This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode
by Michael October 3, 2004
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bullet magnet

Anything or anyone that is prone to draw gunfire/trouble on their position.
1. Christ, this vehicle is a friggin' bullet magnet in this area.

2. Steve needs to keep his mouth shut, he is a bullet magnet.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.
That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.
by Brett Watson March 1, 2006
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Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.
I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.
Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET
by Boral :) February 6, 2010
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the magnet system

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.
*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs
by brianhackler January 3, 2009
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