The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

penis magician

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform

dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician

by joewanotpa August 21, 2007

dick magician

noun: 1) A homosexual.

2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.

3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.

4) term evander (evan) created

Stallworth is such a dick magician

by Evan (evander) April 23, 2008

Magician's Sleeve

Description of the high quality of a woman's vagina.

She has a vagina like a magician's sleeve.

by bob from newark October 31, 2008

Magicianing

Doing magic-type things.

Chriss Angel does some serious magicianing.

by Princess Candy Babushka October 18, 2008

brown magician

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.

Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 8, 2007

Magicilar

Some thing which is far more magical than its previous most magical thing.

'Wow Russell...today was so much magicilar than last week at the seaside.'

by Amy Howarth December 14, 2008