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Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.
His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.
by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022
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Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth
girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh
by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021
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Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype

A cyborg/transhuman who is confident, headstrong, reluctant and has low intelligence.
"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."
by Acylos The Silver Predator December 25, 2022
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Macintosh 128K

The oldest computer people actually remember.
by DX82 May 31, 2023
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macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018
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