handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.

Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.

by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

White Machine

Noun, A word created by xBluBandz, which defines a person/player who shoots white meters on 2k consistently. They also never pull greens on their meter as well. They are usually trash at NBA 2K or extremely lucky when shooting.

"Wetness shoots so many fucking bricks and never greens his shot. He is a trash ass white machine."

by Drip Vishnu/BuyMyDrip_ November 9, 2019

mann vs machine

the tf2 gammode where you fight mother fucking robots

i love mann vs machine

by German dude August 1, 2018

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019