I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.

Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”

by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022

baby moms

The mother of your child

I'm goin to my baby moms house tounight

by Redrum December 8, 2002

biomed moms

A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.

Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."

by Neurodiversity University May 29, 2008

Mowbs

A STD ( Sexually Transmitted Disease ) that creates large warts inside the male/female reproductive system.

DUDE ! This girl won't touch me because I got the Mowbs

by Hank Lipod June 17, 2008

Momstagram

Any Instagram account run by a mom usually following lots of wine accounts, posting pictures of children, pets, or feet after a pedicure, and commenting things like "wow DEBBY! What a nice pic of your family! Miss the kids!"

I was scrolling through my feed my mom had posted a picture of her wine glass with the caption "After a long day🍷❤️". Her account is a total momstagram.

by jay ray May 12, 2015

ya moms

Ya MOMS can be an answer for any place you go. Where you at? Where you going?

Where are yall going to eat? Ya MOMS

Where are we meeting at tonight? Ya MOMS

by JWin502 November 10, 2018

On Moms

A phrase used to fact check someone or to state something that you are 100% positive without a doubt to be true.

When one puts something on moms they are typically backing a statement by saying that if they are lying then they are disrespecting everything their mother has done for them. Therefore if you lie on moms your are scum of the earth and should not be associated with.

Me: Bro remember that hot chick from high school with the yoga pants?

Homie: yeah?

Me: we smashed the other day. She hit me up on snap outta nowhere.

Homie: cap

me: nah ong

Homie: on moms?

Me: yeah... I was cappin.

by Chilerd February 28, 2021