monkey

really really drunk. so drunk the personal usually does not remember the things they had done. usually a blackout period. they are so fuct up they have the wits of a monkey

Once again, Rob was monkey last nite.

monkey by projectmcl June 26, 2004

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monkey

something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")

Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."

monkey by superdoll October 4, 2005

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Monkey

1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for £500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance

1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!

Monkey by the all knowing dude September 21, 2005