monoshag

A person who has only has sexual intercourse on one occasion.

Matt Carlton is a monoshag, he has only had sex once.

by Matt Carlton September 24, 2007

momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

MoCo Ho

A high class skank from either Potomac or Bethesda

That one girl in Hibbs- she is such a MoCo Ho

by Matt December 16, 2003

moco

adj Descriptive term used to indicate residents of Montgomery County. Often used by those who resent people who make more money than they do.

#1: Dude, look at that MoCo guy.
#2: Rich bastard.
#1: Yeah, I can't believe he has a job.
#2: The nerve.

by Jen February 20, 2004

momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

Monosex

A term coined to describe sex with only one person. Otherwise known as "Mastrubation"
This term can be used to make men and women feel not so lonely about the fact that they have no one to touch their dark sectors, mainly due to excessive playing of the game "World of Warcraft"

Guy 1- Dude i had monosex for like 20 minutes last night!

Guy 2- I would have but i was too busy getting my Night Elf to level 68!

Guy 1- DUDE!!!!1!!!111!!one!eleven!!!

by Tyishwa / St Crispy January 18, 2008

Mocoso/a

Spanish slang for child.

These Mocosos never get tired of fuckin' around all day.

by Shadow October 18, 2004