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minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
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Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.
by HomerJFong July 20, 2023
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Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again.
by HomerJFong July 20, 2023
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Mincing

When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.
Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.
by Dread115 October 26, 2020
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Mince

Arghhhhhh, life is utter mince!
by Yothman October 29, 2020
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Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries
Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London
by anonymous January 29, 2021
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Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021
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