minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
Get the minceing gel mug.

Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.
He's a marvin mince.
by Max Mason June 09, 2023
Get the Marvin mince mug.

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards
"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"
by mr cod June 02, 2023
Get the nanny mince mug.

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019
Get the Minced meat mug.

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.
by HomerJFong July 20, 2023
Get the Mince trotters mug.

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.
by HomerJFong July 20, 2023
Get the Mince trotters mug.

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 20, 2021
Get the Speed Mincing mug.