minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

Mincing

When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.

Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.

by Dread115 October 26, 2020

Mince

When something is rubbish

Arghhhhhh, life is utter mince!

by Yothman October 29, 2020

Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021