MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014

Minced

Has a lot of money

She is absolutely minced . Loaded .

by Lekser March 9, 2021

Mince

A man who behaves in an incredibly gay and mincely fashion while living in Melbourne.

Look at Alex Watson over there. He's a total mince

by oldham1 November 30, 2019

Mince

An absolute bloody legend. Someone who is kind, funny, thoughtful, and just a real fun time to be around.

P1: Hey, have you met my mate Isaac?
P2: Aw nah, but I’ve heard he’s real mince!

by weelittlebaby January 17, 2020

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023