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A school packed with small horny teens that are the size of a thumbtack that can never seem to not fight eachother on a daily basis
person: You go to Sarasota Military Academy Prep ?
midget: yea
Person: damn you must be a bitch
by Some idiot 123 April 3, 2022
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The Pan Milita

Retarded 7 year olds that think a fucking pan is better than the god like Ham Shank
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the Pan Milita?

Person 2: Ew those fucking nerds that think the Pan is cool. Pan bad Ham good.
by H A M December 23, 2019
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Military Sex

Hardcore relentless, slamming, constant sex, in the missionary position. Perform sex Inside, Outside, snowstorm or hurricanes!
We had military sex last night on my deck all night, my pussy is throbbing!
by Jacktup March 29, 2019
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military porn

"Military porn" are images or videos of pure badassery for military enthusiasts
Example: military porn is a poster of a soldier jumping out of an airplane or a video of a soldier firing his weapon but looking super badass while doing it.

badassery war military enthusiasts combat army marines
by Em p February 1, 2014
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Special Military Operation and Peace

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.
Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.
by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022
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Militard

noun: A person who has become retarded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. Also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. A militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. The militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb ass.

See also, "asshat"
Dick, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! Damn!
by GI Joe 123456 June 7, 2011
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See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.

An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
by TwinksNHohos January 11, 2012
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