milf 

"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".

"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-

milf by Pissfire January 5, 2006

milf 

Mom I'd Love to Fuck

How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!

milf by Anon. January 3, 2004

milf 

Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
to
Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch

watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone

milf by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003

milf 

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

milf by Dave September 23, 2003

milf 

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released

"Whoa you're mum's a milf"

milf by Gwenzo December 5, 2007

milf 

everyone elses mum but yours

person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol

milf by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009

milf 

Mothers In Loving Families. This is what you say if your wife or girlfriend asks what MILF stands for.

Sarah: Hey, what's MILF stand for?
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.

milf by tmp2361 March 21, 2009