Definitions by Gwenzo

cont 

the north wales slang for cunt! and they say it for no reason half the time. It's not necessarily an insult always.

"Hey! You ok cont?"
"Watcha doing cont?"
"God he's a cont"

but obviously in welsh!

cont by Gwenzo January 5, 2008

milf 

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released

"Whoa you're mum's a milf"

milf by Gwenzo December 5, 2007