The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.

Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.

by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014

midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane December 9, 2008

Mabast

Mabast is a boy name in kurdish areas. Mabast's are handsome and nice and funny

@mabast

by Biggest daddy out there May 29, 2018

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

by RCBaylon February 4, 2007

Mibanti

The most smart, amazing, intellectual, high IQ one will ever meet, and is one who will love you so much more than you deserve and will be the perfect person to share the rest of your life with.

A bright and stunning individual, one of the most amazing and unique guys you will ever meet.

1. Hey is that Mibanti right there?

Yup that’s him the smartest guy

2. Damn that guy looks cool, he is probably a Mibanti

by Y. Tafiya February 4, 2020

mikasascoolwife

hottest person ever. if ur mutuals with her or following her youre the coolest person ever. she even knows the difference between youre and your

you follow mikasascoolwife?

yea.
omg youre so hot and cool ily

by mikasascoolwifefp March 10, 2021