The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021

Glick Messiah

1. A person who eats hot dogs with sliced bread instead of hot dog buns
2. Someone who sucks dick (figuratively and literally)

“Bruh, hop off you glick messiah”

by Yung Dark Chocolate September 21, 2021

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021

lightskin messiah

his holiness, xxxtentacion.

THE BIBLE SAID THAT A MESSIAH WILL COME AGAIN AND I BELIEVE THAT THE LIGHTSKIN MESSIAH WAS THE ONE

by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 6, 2022

Young Messiah

Upcoming rapper young messiah aka Gavin the plug💯💯 lil D and big nathan the foobutt got nothing on young messiah

The best rapper is Young Messiah

by Foobutt July 29, 2023

mezia (messiah)

mezia is a great person he is super loving and he has the most beautiful smile that will light up the room he has the biggest heart and he gets all the girls he has a massive dick all the girls love it with his bright pink tit he only a rocks with blue strip bills he is very sweet and is amazing in bed he is a lover boy x hoe he will forgive the girl he loves if she does him wrong but once he done he done with it he is amazing boyfriend and the greatest he lies to u if u lie he can be very rude if u are rude to him he is a jem he often falls in love with girl name that start with E S and D and A

Mezia (messiah) is so good in bed i love his D i wanna get railed by him

by space doggy November 22, 2023