mental gymnastics

a slang term for the mental ability that can be very effective in dealing with cognitive dissonance

A Bible researcher can do mental gymnastics to convince himself the timbers he found in a snowy Russian mountain were remains of Noah's Ark.

by robbie38903849 June 18, 2008

Mental Break-down

Most of the time you act like you are fine, there is nothing bothering you...then...You just start crying and crying and you feel like the hole world has turned and starting fighting you. And you just totally lash out with emotion! You can't stop......It's hell for anyone around while it happens
....OR....
In side your mind you are crying, screaming,and just.....you just can't take it any more....

Your best friend has past on in a car accident and you are totally sad and crushed because they were the only person you could talk to about your emotions with......Later....you just have flown to your Vaca home and are ready to enjoy your 2 month vaca and you get a call...
Boss you hate: We need you here, and if you don't come in 2 hours I will fire you..

In your head...
You in your head: I just and I mean JUST landed at my vaca home and I have to fly back to my sucky work!!!! When I should be here with my best friend but they past on!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!
In rl:

You physically: Cry, scream, and Mental break-down

by Tryin to tell the truth July 3, 2018

Mental virginity

The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.

Dude they think that sex ed teaches us a heck of a lot of stuff we didn't know, but the truth is, we lost our mental virginity a while back.

Totally dude.

*high five

by Universe24 August 7, 2011

Mental dating

Dating a celebrity whom you have a huge crush on in your head since you do not stand a chance to actually date him/her. Tweeting numerously at the particular celebrity's account to get his/her attention is the best way to know if one is mentally dating a celebrity.

- So wassup with you? You married or something?
- No. but I'm mental dating a celebrity.

by Mas Swagengen September 28, 2011

Mental fencing

Challenging the minds of others around you, drawing them into a graceful and well thought out battle of minds. Therefor building respect and understanding of opinions and outlooks.

Arguing with no hostility.

My head hurts, Chris and I have been Mental fencing for hours.

William you are quite intelligent and a great Mental fencer, it's been a pleasure waging battle against you.

James stop trying to Mental Fence me, I get your point.

Who dares wage their mind against mine, I am a skilled Mental Fencer.

by Rampage aka Lucky You August 25, 2009

mental midget

a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.

basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.

I tried to start a conversation about Hapsburg Europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major.
turns out she's just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend Diego and her Mary Kay cosmetics collection!

by polo June 27, 2005

mental poo

'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.

Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they're just spilling.

We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.

He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.

by moooooog35 October 30, 2009