Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

by Walther Darre March 6, 2010

poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011

Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

BIG MEAT JIMMY

He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥

by LavaPancakes December 18, 2019

meat inspector

A person who likes to look and examine cocks.

Wow.........that meyer kid is a true fuckin meat inspector!

by Eli Steinman November 10, 2007

Meat Train

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005

Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015