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meatball

fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft
jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!
by maker of minced meat May 8, 2008
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Meatball-bed

A fat Italian man. Whom only cares about food and his bed.
You fat meatball-bed
by Poseidon April 22, 2020
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Wet Meatball

A wet meatball is when a male gets his testicle stuck inside of a vagina while having sex and this may cause a large amount of pain for him.
Oh baby stop i think i just got a wet meatball
by crasateringer June 3, 2010
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Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

Symtoms include:

- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently

- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words

- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.

- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.

- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"

- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome
The kid failed at talking to the girl who obviosly wanted him and went to paint his bike instead because he has a sever case of Bunny.Meatball-sydrome.
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Meatball Messy Bish

The act of having a horribly drunk night. refers to the subway sandwhich meatball marinara which tends to be messy and falls all over the place the further you get along it.
"how was last night?" " i dont remember but i can tell you it was a foot long meatball messy bish"
by Scotty132 December 6, 2009
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Meatblast

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.
I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!
by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009
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meatballistic

A word used to describe a fat, pompous person of extreme unintelligence.
Man, that girl just cock blocked that meatballistic bastard!
by wawakyle January 5, 2008
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