Math

Math is the process of adding and subtracting things to obtain useful information. For example, if you have 41 girlfriends with two moms, you can't have a total of 68 moms

Person: Katie is very good at Math

by ShortestDefenestrator September 2, 2022

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abuse to humans, tortures them by trying to teach the useless info that nobody cares about that we could just use a calculator for anyway. taught by the the devil gods themselves, you may have heard them calling themselves teachers.

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NO MORE LINES, YOU FAILED MATHS SO THIS IS YOUR PUNISHME
NT

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maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.

all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers

maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.

by eeeeeeee September 23, 2007

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Mental Abuse To Humans
A class that was probably invented by Satan whilst he had a hissy fit over not being able to drag enough people to hell. Said to help us later in life, but i will never need 20+x32-4+86 if x=93.....

Teacher: Hello kids, todays warmup question will be "What is 459(20x-12)x3+42y if y equals 27 and x equals 45?"

Student: Why must we learn this?

Teacher: Because you're gonna need it later in life

Student: Yeaaah right (Shoots himself in head)

Moral of this story: MATH.IS.HELL.

by KJayyyyyyy January 16, 2014

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