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Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything. Martins usually have a HUGE self esteem. Always bragging about their stuff. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be in the vicinity of a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.
“Yo. Look at his lazy ass eating food on the couch.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
Martin by M art in words September 17, 2018
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A human of darker pigmentation,Also referred as a Nigga.Martin tyoe niggas lives on ice cubes,bananas,mad hoes,and beating retarded kids.
Damn that nigga going Martin mode!
Awweee shit here come a Martin ass nigga
Martin by Martindamonkey May 21, 2019
another name for pinokio
martin has a big nose
martin by carl202p September 2, 2016
Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.
Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
Martin by Podiumusic December 1, 2011
A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.
Friend: hey martin what are you doing after school?
Martin: I am probably going to play lax
Martin by bingbong223457654 May 11, 2009
Some gay fag who likes to suck dick, he is also Asian don't get near him because he will touch you he is always horny.
Martin by Someone you sont know August 7, 2016
anti-drugs, usually mexican, loves girls that are fit with pink pussy that have the name Lacey, is very anti-xan,loves rap and trap music also likes playing video games.
Yo martin go fuck lacey.
Martin by dudeology666 January 4, 2018