He’s not the most beautiful guy from his look but his character and everything else is soo damn perfect when you’re with him you just love yourself because he will compliment you. And you always have to laugh when you’re with him because he has such a great humour and tells the best jokes but he also makes fun of himself and his look which can be funny but sometimes you will notice that deep down he really thinks he looks to ugly to get a girl or so and isn’t always so happy about himself even tough he has a high self esteem.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
by Pinkpowerboyyyy September 1, 2019
Get the Maltemug. When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016
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Get the Maltmug. by Ju1 June 8, 2019
Get the Maltmug. Dirty Malte
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
by Straya11 February 7, 2025
Get the Dirty Maltemug. Malte is the type of guy who smokes a joint and then go spits in a girls mouth. Malte always has blond hair and is a little bit chubby. He likes sex with older women and a finger in the bum.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
Wow, that guy just took the train for 2 hours to have sex with an older woman - that’s such a Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
by Eggs and bacon with a sprinkle November 22, 2021
Get the Maltemug. An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.
-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020
Get the Maltemug.