Lorenzo 

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.

“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”

Lorenzo by anoniem123’bv December 31, 2021

Lorenzo 

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened

jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo

Lorenzo by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022

Lorenzo 

A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.

Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker

Lorenzo by florain February 7, 2022

Lorenzo 

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22

Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.

Lorenzo by Farkan June 6, 2022

Lorenzo 

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.

Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.

Lorenzo by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022

Lorenzo 

Lorenzo a man with a humongous penis and a huge giant brain, sometimes hes dominant but most time hes submissive

woah looks its lorenzos huge penis

Lorenzo by anonymous September 22, 2022

Lorenzo 

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.

Lorenzo just missed that shot

Lorenzo by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022