longnoxious

Anything that's both long and obnoxious

This year, mandatory sexual harrassment training was especially longnoxious.

by jmm645 August 28, 2009

longboardphobia

The fear of fucking faggot ass longboarding kids

Aye Tyrone look a longboarder

Oh shit nigga run I got longboardphobia

by Skaternigger May 15, 2016

Longboarding

Longboarding is like skateboarding but for gay and autistic people

GB: I like men now.

Dolan: Why.

GB: I just bought a longboard.

Dolan:so you're an gay autist now.

GB: yep

GB: Longboarding is fun

Dolan : no

by gb jaa maan gräddglass May 5, 2017

longboat

A Canadian name.

the mans last name was longboat.

by the funny guy 932 June 12, 2018

longboy

A common username that insecure people use and would be embarrassed if anyone not in a friend group (For example, a friend's dad) would say the username

A's Dad: Hey, Who is longboy?
A: oh, that my friend!

by Who-ever-uses-this-name-is-a-d October 29, 2020

Longbong

A super nerdy, super long podophile who loves to chase after kids in a lime VW van

Omg look, that guy must be a longbong. He just can't stop touching kids!

by HYP3R_99 September 26, 2020

Longbottom

Total lot of arseholes who live in England and are so inbred they are like the filling of a sandwich. Their family tree is a wreath.

Oh my God that family looks like the longbottom's but worse.

by Medlev January 9, 2022