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the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.
Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.
by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010
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Leopard Spotting

n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.
Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017
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Liepa

A girl with big boobs,sexy ass and sexy body.

she loves expensive and luxurious things. she’s crazy about fashion. although she’s mentally unstable too
-damn that girl is hot!
-yeah she must be Liepa
by urban33336 October 6, 2020
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Loegan

best guy you'll meet
"hey, look a Loegan hes pretty chill"
by jerry fields October 7, 2020
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squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants
Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants
by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010
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lepathy

noun. The act of not being interested or "bovvered" enough to be indifferent. A common (if not mandatory) trait among teenagers.
I have far too much lepathy to be worried about angst.
by Mike Main December 11, 2008
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lepak

an activity where you sit in a place doing nothing but to waste your time
Let's go lepak at my place, got some chicken wings here
by imnothooman August 8, 2018
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