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goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
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knocker locker

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.
by lucyceline September 27, 2010
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Locker Room Guy

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010
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cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.
Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.
by Der Komisar November 15, 2009
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Locker

When you’re performing missionary with a girl and on the brink of orgasm they squirm and lock their legs around your ankles
“Yo dude, that girl from tinder wouldn’t stop locking her legs around my ankles”

“Dude sounds like you had a locker!”
by Dougtherug September 6, 2019
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line locker

Installation of a solenoid between the front or rear brake lines (depending on the vehicle if its a FWD then it is installed on rear lines rarely used thaks to the handbrake or if a RWD vehicle then on the front lines) allowing you maintain brake pressure to just those brakes letting the driver engage drive and spin wheels while staying in the same spot i.e burnout
I had a line locker put on me xy so i can smoke it up at Krispy Kremes in Livo without creeping forward all the time
by needaride June 28, 2007
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Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!
by Ingdal February 12, 2009
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