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broken lizard

1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.
1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken
by vincent vega June 7, 2004
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Blue Lizard

A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.
1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"

2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"

3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"

"I'm high on Blue Lizard."

"Ohhhhhhhh..."
by Dick9InchesLong April 14, 2010
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flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008
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Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus
by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011
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tricky lizard

Hands-free male urination.

This is what happens when a male person urinates without using any hands. Controlling the wobbly "lizard" is quite "tricky."
"Hey I just did a tricky lizard!"

"My hands were all nasty with grease and tar so I had to pull a tricky lizard."
by Ray Berger August 5, 2009
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Lizard squad

A bunch of cocksuckers who live in their parents basement using their retardness to ddos and hack Psn and XBL

. They also have multiple twitter accounts as they are butt scared that they will be banned. The CIA will hunt them down and send them to a mental prison for retardsSo hopefully they will drop the soap and get their tiny dicks mistaken for a vagina.
by Lizard squad December 27, 2014
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lounge lizard

A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.
I was a venture capitalist by day and a lounge lizard by night, before I settled down with one of my conquests.

Leisure Suit Larry is a computer game lounge lizard.
by jGNE man November 14, 2004
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