liberal politician

An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.

As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.

by Thautikus January 13, 2017

literally unusable

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.

See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.

by thecodewarrior April 20, 2017

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020

Literal Legend

An amazing song which some parents may say has a lot of potty language

*Literal Legend playing on the car with parents*

Parent: "Oh my god what is that potty language!"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021

half literate

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

by Onan October 9, 2003

Liberal butter

A stick of Butter that sits out on the counter. Usually found in a liberal home.

Look they have liberal butter, I could really use some on my toast.

by goofysillymonkey September 14, 2019

Jazz Liberatorz

Probably the best hip hop artists in da whole underground scene nowadays.

They are a group of three from Paris, France.

They are bringin back that good golden sound with a jazzy hip hop vibe.

Support these guyz!

Man, that jazz liberatorz track is DOPE dogg!

Yo son I know! Something ya feel!

by OnlyDaRealest June 17, 2009