"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
by backotruck November 2, 2011
Get the Fartistic License mug.Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.
Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.
by Erik9000 September 4, 2018
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Get the trash with license mug.A tattoo on the small of a woman's back. Though now commonplace all over, a high rate of sightings occur in and around Newport Beach and throughout California's Orange County (aka OC License Plate).
by James Simmons May 24, 2006
Get the Orange County License Plate mug.A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
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There's no need to send another text saying
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
by HandsomeHair June 4, 2015
Get the Autocorrect license mug.1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.
The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.
The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."
The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."
The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
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