This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”
New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”
Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”
Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
by Cucumbro January 16, 2021
Get the Lesson planmug. They tied the guy to the tracks to teach him a lesson, but it was going to impossible for him to remember what lesson he just learned with no head.
They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
Get the Lessonmug. something that is as hard as the level of chinese a super hard language to learn and might be ur worst nightmare when its the finlth exam
hey bro wats the hardest and most compliactated language?
its arabic cuz it has the i3rab and other bla ba bla the no one will ever use
arabic lesson is hard right?
yes and u will die from it
its arabic cuz it has the i3rab and other bla ba bla the no one will ever use
arabic lesson is hard right?
yes and u will die from it
by living armor April 4, 2021
Get the arabic lessonmug. A phrase, commonly used by secondary school science teachers at the end of the school year, who will state the lesson will be “chill” and “relaxed” while simultaneously handing out inch-thick worksheets to the class. The class will then watch a two-decade old video before filling out the worksheet from a PowerPoint presentation. According to the teacher this must be complete by the end of the lesson.
So, it’s just a very chilled lesson today guys, not much for you to do. I’ve got a video for you to watch, so there isn’t much work that needs to be done.
by Dansk35 August 30, 2023
Get the chilled lessonmug. by gauhati January 7, 2022
Get the dick lessonmug. When The Rap lyrics lowkey change your life from how deep they are, like when you're listening to some Kung-Fu Kenny and you just hear the deepest bar that hits home so hard that you stare into the distance for 30 seconds pondering the meaning of life or something
''You don't even remember what the issue is, you just trying to find where the tissue is''
''Wait a minute that's actually so real, that's some life lesson rap''
''Wait a minute that's actually so real, that's some life lesson rap''
by Jay_The_Science_Guy January 9, 2025
Get the Life Lesson Rapmug. Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug.