A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.
At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:
Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?
Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!
Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?
Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!
Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011
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This ad here says she will do Greek lessons for an extra 100 bucks ! Gr@@k Lessons for 100 bucks is a bargain.
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by your werst nightmare January 20, 2003
Get the lessons mug.A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.
*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles
*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles
Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"
by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008
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A lepson then, is a very annoying copycat type try hard that makes you want to smash them in the face.
A lepson then, is a very annoying copycat type try hard that makes you want to smash them in the face.
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Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.
by Jessica Simpson May 25, 2004
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