Alessandro

A perfect man that's an embodiment of your dreams. He's a wonderful husband that makes you feel like the only girl in the world. He's good looking, funny, intelligent, sweet, romantic, fun to be around and overall has a perfect personality.

I heard she's married to Alessandro. She's so lucky!

by cuteprettywife December 10, 2021

Alessandro

A fuckboy.
All the above definitions have probably been written by an Alessandro.

Girl1: "His name is Alessandro, he seems so romantic!"
Girl2: "Don't let his name fool you. It's his best pick up line"

by abcedfu123 June 17, 2022

Leandro

An ass

Leandro is just a pure ass

by Flyin split May 1, 2019

Leandro

A man hoe; tends to attract younger Caucasian females usually under the legal age; loves to waste time and are very unproductive.

Leandro took his besfriends to lunch to meet younger lady.

by Leandro a L December 30, 2018

San Leandro

What used to be a nice town before they started letting just anybody in here

I used to love San Leandro until the liberals and ghetto trash took over.

by Buk Lau with long blonde hair August 27, 2021

Alessandro

Extra small dick and doesn’t need to flirt to get the ladies attention cause all he dose is fucks up. Also see wanka, jackass, asshole, dickhead, brainless and microscopic. He is an idiot.

Me: go away
Alessandro: why?
Me: cause your annoying

Alessandro: why?
Me: do you have a brain

Alessandro: no have you read the definition of me?

by Ur MoM IS gAYyyY AF November 13, 2019

Leandro

A fatass Mexican nigga with a small ass penis and a beat up ass penis if ur name is Leandro u mind as well consider killing your self

Leandro a fat bitch that has man tittes

by Honestly fuck your self April 2, 2020