stepped on a lego

THE MOST F***ING PAIN YOU WILL EVER WILL IN YOU LIFE YOU ARE MOST LIKELY GONNA DIE JUST FROM FEELING IT

Jack stepped on a lego

by orangeissus September 28, 2020

lego fingers

When you have been playing with lego for an extended period of time, and your fingers start to hurt from the sharp edges.

After building the AT-AT walker, I had bad case of lego fingers.

by Soemundur November 17, 2004

Lego

Tiny objects of mass pain, suffering, and torture

HOLY SHIT! I just stepped on a Lego.

by Raindrops and Lollipops November 25, 2014

Legoat

THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE NBA WHICH IS LEBRON JAMES.

Legoat is better than Jordan. Like it or not.

by TH3HOAT January 25, 2021

Legoman Slide

Right before shooting your load, after doggy-style, you pull out and shoot your load in the crevace of a girls back. Sit a Legoman on the goo and let him slide down.

I talked my girlfriend into letting me use the Legoman Slide on her last night.

by Midget Thumbs November 28, 2010

Lego Life

This term is commonly used to describe any shock media which would be caused by an individual named 'Lego'.
It also includes any random content relating to 'Lego'.

Anomaly: *Insert shock media*
Luka: "Haha, Lego Life"
Lego: "Fuck you too Luka"

by LegoIsAFatty April 8, 2023

Lego Theory

A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.

An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.

The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.

By believing in the Lego Theory I was able to not only find a girlfriend, but my car keys as well.

by reactor20 September 9, 2016