The most hated football team in the world.
Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park.
They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there.
They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick).
95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team'
Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.
Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park.
They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there.
They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick).
95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team'
Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.
Typical Manchester United Fan 1:"Who is Matt Busby?"
Typical Manchester United Fan 2:"I don't know, maybe he's the groundskeeper"
Typical Manchester United Fan 2:"I don't know, maybe he's the groundskeeper"
by stephen pay amos March 25, 2008
Get the manchester united mug.by gynecomast October 7, 2009
Get the Manchester mug.A formerly Great, formerly shite, and now better than ever, football team from Manchester.
Following the clubs purchase by some rich folk, city have enjoyed a meteoric rise in the last 3 seasons reaching the sort of heights that have been sadly absent since the late 60's and early 70's, maintaining a great support through the low points, including relegation to the third tier of English football which was followed by an instant double promotion in the next two seasons.
Since then the club has moved from Maine Road to The City of Manchester Stadium and has finally started to rise to the footballing standard of the fierce local rivals Manchester United. In the 2010/2011 season Man City overcame United at Wembley in the FA cup semi final on the way to win their first trophy in 35 years and resulting in a certain banner being removed from the much quieter stadium in the city.
In 2011 City will take their first steps in the worlds most prestigious club football tournament, the UEFA champions League after achieving a 3rd place finish, level on points with Chelsea FC in second.
Following the clubs purchase by some rich folk, city have enjoyed a meteoric rise in the last 3 seasons reaching the sort of heights that have been sadly absent since the late 60's and early 70's, maintaining a great support through the low points, including relegation to the third tier of English football which was followed by an instant double promotion in the next two seasons.
Since then the club has moved from Maine Road to The City of Manchester Stadium and has finally started to rise to the footballing standard of the fierce local rivals Manchester United. In the 2010/2011 season Man City overcame United at Wembley in the FA cup semi final on the way to win their first trophy in 35 years and resulting in a certain banner being removed from the much quieter stadium in the city.
In 2011 City will take their first steps in the worlds most prestigious club football tournament, the UEFA champions League after achieving a 3rd place finish, level on points with Chelsea FC in second.
by PeteM68 December 11, 2011
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Student 1: "Hey you go to Manchester High School (manchester ct)?
Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"
Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"
by Ya Head is the biggest June 8, 2016
Get the Manchester High School (manchester ct) mug.Sophie Lancaster ( November 26th, 1986 – August 24, 2007) was a British woman (22) who was brutally attacked along with her boyfriend, Robert Maltby while walking through Stubby Lee Park in Bacup, Rossendale in Lancashire. As a result of her severe head injuries she went into a coma, never regained consciousness and later died. The attack was made simply because of the clothing they wore. Attackers Brenden Harris 15 and Ryan Herbert 16 were drunk when they stamped on the heads of Sophie and Robert. Their sentence was 18 years in jail. Sophie's mother has created an orginization in her memory called s.o.p.h.i.e which stands for stamp out prejudice hate intolerance everywhere. This is an orginization promoting tolerance and awareness of the hardships and prejudices that members of the Gothic subculture face.
Girl one: "Did you see Jessica mocking that girl?"
Girl two: "Yeah. Let's hope she doesn't become another Sophie Lancaster."
Girl two: "Yeah. Let's hope she doesn't become another Sophie Lancaster."
by ScarySamantha May 5, 2009
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