Lagobia

A fear of the singer Lady Gaga

Person 1: Man, I think I have lagobia
Person 2: Man...

by clivendon June 30, 2009

lagoon creature

Someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the fuck she is doing.

Dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck

by Nig Rig December 12, 2009

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

lagnarok

The online game Ragnarok Online when its servers are overtaxed, another variation of this is Lagnarok Offline.

Ragnarok online is so laggy, we should call it Lagnarok!
You mean Lagnarok? That game's too difficult to move around in

by Niton May 24, 2003

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

Lagboat

A computer with so many viruses from porn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as Notepad

God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!

by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009

lagalicious

when a game you are playing online has an inordinate amount of lag it can be deemed 'lagalicious.'

On my computer even single player games are lagalicious.

by andyfellovernet June 27, 2003