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Lachlan

Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.
Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.
by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021
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Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds
by Alex565 November 23, 2021
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Lachlan irving

Is a bong lord that gets on it everyday and likes to lob stones at pedestrians
Lachlan irving has lobbed a fat one again
by Lachlan Irving November 26, 2021
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Lachlan

Lachlan, where do I begin with Lachlan. When you first meet them they might come across as quiet and soft-spoken, but that is only the very tippy-top of Lachlan. They're some of the most radiant and precious people in the world. With their amazing taste in music and impeccable talent, they can easily serenade you with their charm and music. Lachlan is one of the most down to earth and genuine person who you will ever meet, no matter what they will make it their mission to make you smile, they're some of the funniest people with a smile and laugh oh so sweet. And their eyes, WOW their eyes, you honestly will need a map to help you not get lost in them. Lachlan is, wonderful, incredible, warm, splendid, beautiful, amazingly talented, passionate, humourous, determined, and most importantly, will love you unconditionally.
Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!

Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person
by sumza February 19, 2022
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Lachlan

lachlans HUGE cock is out!!!
by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022
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national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.
“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”
by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022
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lachlan j so

A guy who has no right and no say. His jumpshot is also broke. Ethan Su is 100 times better than him at basketball he could cook him any day of the week. He also gets dunked on by daniel hayes the goat.
by turbs206 June 8, 2017
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