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Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"
Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006
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Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
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law of non-contradiction

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
by rockwell13 August 19, 2006
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Law of Nazi Analogies

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
Once both members of the debate became angry enough, the eventual comparison to Nazis came into play.
by Shawn Farrell May 2, 2004
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Law school gunner

1. Noun:
Someone who hijacks class discussion (and hence, class time) with irrelevant, or tangential opinions and/or questions.

2. Noun:
Someone who attempts, usually (and repeatedly) failing, to demonstrate his or her intellectual prowess by asking questions "out side the box." These questions, and the answers/discussion they force the professor to entertain, are never tested and rarely add positively to the lecture.

3. Someone who repeatedly asks questions during lectures that would be more appropriately discussed after class.
1. During discussion of a case in criminal law, one notorious law school gunner once proclaimed: "Professor, the holding of this case reminds me of a Klingon proverb, you know, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.'"

2. A law school gunner would preface a question with, "Well, in the bible it says x." Prof. would answer, "Well in the Constitution it says Y. And it's the Constitution that will be tested on my exam."

3.
After asking a dozen questions in the span of 45 minutes, the following exchange may occur:

Gunner: "Professor, I have another question."
Prof: "Ok, but this is the last one for this lecture, we have to move on."
Gunner: "Well, I have several more, and I'd like to ask them." (The gunner then proceeds to ask them).
by esoteric714 April 10, 2009
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Law of dicks

Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.

(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)
Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.
by nunzio19 October 5, 2009
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law of fives

A Discordian concept that illustrates how easy it is to create conspiracies and imagine meaning where meaning does not, in itself, exist fnord.

According to the Principia Discordia:

"ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5."

The law of fives is never wrong."
Lord Omar K. Ravenhurst: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
by Popess Timky February 8, 2007
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