Lag

a feeling you get when stoned

"hey i smoked so much weed, im soo lag at the moment"

by baleh sima August 20, 2011

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

lag

Aproximatly 1half to three hours after smoking marijuana lag sets in. I.Q. drops 50 points, food and a nap are inevitable

(1 hour after gettin high) "Man ....I feel pretty lagged man..." "Yeah I got the lag too"

by Crackrock April 7, 2003

car lag

The tiring effects of travelling a long distance in a motor vehicle. Similar to jet lag.

Wow, that was a really long flight. I think I have jet lag.

Yeah, well I have car lag from having to pick you up from the airport!

by killeagh May 26, 2010

Lags

(n) 1. Short for Lagason; 2. Pet name for Brian Lagason, the first Grand Champion of GMA 7's Digital LG Quiz; 3. Genius; 4. Talent, talented

"Geez, he actually won Php 1.3 Million pesos? He's really a lags."

by bebangers February 6, 2005

Lag monster

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

by Homoriffic December 13, 2006

Lazy lag

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

by Yakesbaba April 6, 2020