kristy
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
Get the kristy mug.A common name for a heavy smoker of the devils lettuce, 100% of Kristyans are gay. For those Kristyans that say they aren't gay are known to be called Hahns. They are often confused for Goblins due to their crackly laugh and mops of long gay ass hair. Their natural enemies are Leprechauns as leprechauns are known to be a many classes above theirs, and Loovvveeee to rub in their shaggy assface. Favorite passtimes are being a raging asshole, piano playing, and sucking dong.
by not a real class January 4, 2018
Get the Kristyan mug.A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by Karma4u September 17, 2013
Get the Kristy G mug.A Krishtal is usually super nice and pretty, but also can be really salty sometimes. She probably likes gatorade a lot, probably because she's sporty but also is a loner.
by _Wowza_ November 9, 2016
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