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Gul Khan

Attempt at mocking competent powerful patriotic Pakistani Pashtuns who live in a nuclear powerhouse. As true Pashtuns, and the centre of the global Pashtun population (with a much bigger Pashtun population than Afghanistan) they understand the deep importance of an independent, cutting edge and globally significant national military.

The Gul Khan thinks long term, from an economic and military perspective, and aligns himself with other ethnicities of Pakistan due to his belief that common religion is the most important unifying factor, and that racism is bad and doesn't work. Gul Khans give Pashtuns access to the sea, Gul Khans understand the strategic failure of landlocked ethnocentrism. Gul Khans live in all 4 provinces of Pakistan. Gul Khans make Pashtuns a global force, with global relevance.

The Gul Khan is also the first port of call for Afghan citizns in Pakistan, 3 million mostly live in Pakistan in peace, (even in areas outside of Pashtun heartlands) due in part to the generosity and big hearted nature of the average religiously conservative Gul Khan.

Nuclear capabilities possessed by Gul Khans are the reason why Pashtuns are no longer in the shadow of other nations in the region. The baton of Mirwais Hotak has been passed on to the Gul Khan.
You Gul Khan sellout!

How am i a sellout, do i require 24/7 NATO support? Am i a servant of RAW operatives in Uttar Pradesh?
by PakSarzameen August 10, 2021
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Khan!!!!!

William Shatner's now-infamous battle cry, screaming at the top of his lungs in responseto the evil deeds of the powerful Klingon leader.

After "The Wrath of Khan" in 1982, the battle cry frequently left the lips of Trekkies worldwide after any life misfortune, from stubbing a toe to crashing a car into an oak tree.

Has made a semi-comeback due to its exposure as a cultural phenomenon on VH1's "I Love The 80's -- 1982."
Surgeon: "Mr. Williamson? I'm terribly sorry, but your mother has died-- there was nothing else we could do for her..."

Mr. Williamson: (Sobbing) "KAHN!!!!!"
by Nicky J April 21, 2004
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noah kahan

Goated artist from the great green oasis of Vermont 🤠! On the come up; soon a household name.

Humble not tacky, wise and has a great sense of music.

Cruise route 101 and play Noah kahan music like god intended.

Mess by Noah Kahan is pure gold.
“Playing stick season by Noah Kahan on aux, vape in hand.”

Uncultured individual: who’s Noah Kay-Han”

“The most underrated singer you’ve never heard of. Play his music. You’ll thank me.”
by NickOteen June 8, 2023
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Chaka Khan

A sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. Chaka Khan takes place around the first full moon in October, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). It is acceptable to celebrate Chaka Khan longer, if you choose.
Chaka Khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. This could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. Possibly starting each day with a cocktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or cocktail gowns on a Monday. It is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of Chaka Khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.

Religion holiday hannukhah celebration religious christmas party made up
employee : "I need to take the next 2 weeks off for Religious reasons."
boss: "What holiday is it? Hannukhah?"
employee "No. It's Chaka Khan."

woman: "I thought we were gong to Home Depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?"
man: "Forget it, doll. It's Chaka Khan. I'm doing mushrooms and tripping around town."
by Lola Ramona September 18, 2013
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Salman Khan

He has so many criminal history like hit and run, blackbuck case, keeping guns, beating woman, he has gone jail and kept with asharam for 2 nights, he has successfully destroyed careear of many new talents who stand against him, he is one of the worst actor of world with zero talent VFX body and full of nepotism. His career is flop now
by Savlon bhoi May 26, 2021
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Sana Khan

"Sana Khan" is a name used to describe a situation during which an individual displays this simple characteristic: showing loyalty to ones friends by taking part in a physical fight and coming out victorious.
Larry just pulled a Sana Khan because Jimmy was talking shit about his girlfriend, Jordan.
by The Fresh Princess June 29, 2006
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khan

1. people who just DOMINATE by accident or with little to no effort

2. a ruler
1. omg ive been playing street fighter for 10 years and this fucking khan came and dominated me.

2. Genghis Khan just wanted castles for his kids and took over half the known world!
by 4str4stamleatherbeltahh January 21, 2010
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